I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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