Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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