Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Randomize
