Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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