you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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