come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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