is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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