My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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