if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
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