I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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