What a fucking waste of an outfit
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
The police scanner is talking about you again....
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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