Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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