look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He did a backflip because drugs
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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