If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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