Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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