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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
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So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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