she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Randomize
