I just cut my nipple shaving
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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