the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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