no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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