nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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