It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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