Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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