She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
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