i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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