um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
