Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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