she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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