why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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