Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I miss vodka workout Fridays
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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