a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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