Having a random hookup so left but love u
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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