I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Drake has all the answers
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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