i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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