This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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