He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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