Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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