wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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