She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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