Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We got so high we made milksteak
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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