But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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