do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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