This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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