do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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