I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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