chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Randomize
