I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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