the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Randomize