today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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