you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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