I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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