I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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