Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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