so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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