I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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