so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
soo... how was my night?
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