My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
We got so high we made milksteak
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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