Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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