She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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