She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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